I travel to Australia once a...

I travel to Australia once a year, and decided on my recent visit, to partake of what I had been told is Sydney's best strip club. If that is the case, I feel sorry for the industry in Sydney (of course, since brothels are legal here, there are other alternatives). Plain and simple - the girls dance nude for you, for half an hour, in a private room, but they dance on a stage in that room while you sit on a sofa down in front of the stage. You pay $180 for the privilege of viewing something you can watch for free in from of your laptop, but unlike at home, you can't even pleasure yourself at Men's Gallery. Skip it entirely, and head instead to one of many fully legal R&T joints or brothels.