Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge
46 Carpenter Street Cumberland, RI 02864

Stopped by this club to see...

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spam1845
Jul 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped by this club to see if it is as bad as the reviews state. I found it to be good and bad.

The club was dead when I got there. Three of four regulars sitting, chatting with the dancers. The bar tender wasn't there when I came in, so one of the regulars grabbed me a bud light, i paid the bartender a few minutes later when she returned. There was a dancer making her way around the bar top, which also served as the dance floor. She had a decent face but appeared to have given birth last week, with a lot of excess skin flapping in the breeze. Just a big turn off for me. I can handle stretch marks and a baby pouch, but this was just too much.

Looking around at the other dancers, it looked like there were a couple younger ones, but they were at the other end of the bar with a couple other customers. There were three dancers that appeared to be old enough to be my mother, approaching their 60's.

One of the dancers sat down and talked with me for a while. No pressure or even an offer for a LD. She did confirm my suspicion....she was 57!

Overall the club has a nice neighborhood bar feeling, the only issue is your mom and little sister are their too, naked! Ill have to come back again though. Like a train wreck, ya just gotta go back for a second look!

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