I REALLY wish I could give...

I REALLY wish I could give this club a better review than I am going to. First let me say that my usual clubs are Dallas, Austin, Houston, and Memphis (the way it used to be)so that may color my experience here. I got there about 8 on Saturday. The club is a lot smaller than I expected from the website and the reviews, and it is oddly configured - sort of long and narrow with the stage against one long wall so most of the seats look at it from the side. Almost half the building seems devoted to private rooms -- not a bad thing at all. Cover seemed a little high for Indiana but not out of line for what I am used to, considering the drinks and coupons etc (see below)

The good: Plenty of parking and it seemed secure. The club doesn't look like much from the outside but inside is very nice. It isnt exactly UPSCALE -- which I do not like anyway -- but it was in good condition and clean and just fancy enough. The restroom was as nice and clean as in a pretty nice restaurant which I have NEVER seen before in a strip club. New law -- no smoking -- which really makes it all nicer. No alcohol, but the first soft drink was free and I was given a token for $5 off my first dance. Waitress was really friendly and made me feel like they wanted me there. Did not pressure me to buy more drinks (which IIRC were $3. The girls were friendly and pretty laid back. Most were white, though a fair number of black girls and a few asians. Did not see any latinas. They would stop by and talk and not really ask for dances right away. They seemed more real and honestly were fun to talk to, which is not the usual in my experience. When they did ask for dances, they were not pushy and didnt get an attitude if you said no. A BIG plus here (the best thing for me other than no smoking) was that the music was less deafening than in most clubs and you really COULD have a conversation.

The not-so-good: First, this is NOT a nude club. The girls on stage are topless only (with tape over the nipples) -- and some dont even go that far. They get naked in pvt but that is another story in a moment. There weren't any really ugly girls when I was there, but there weren't any knock-outs either. Most I would say were about 6-7. Not too many tattoos, but too many big fake (and particularly nasty looking) boobs. None of the girls was what I would call fat, but very few of them had ever missed a meal -- just a little too thick for my taste. I got dances from three different girls. The dances are 3 for 60 -- which isn't too bad -- except that they are only available in groups of three. The pvt rooms are very pvt (a good thing) and clean and in good shape like the rest of the club with a little shelf for pocket things and drinks (also a good thing). The dances were describe to me on the floor as "fully nude and full contact top and bottom" (which would be a good thing if....). The first part was true -- the second not so much -- unless "full contact" means "dont touch anything between the belly button and mid-thigh except on the outside of the hips and ass". The first two girls did give me a very good look up close at the fun parts (which on the first girl did not smell any too fresh - ew). The second girl did take the tape off the nipples in pvt. The first girl kept making ludicrous porn-style noises and stupid little talk (oh baby baby u are soooo good....) which was more of a turn-off than anything. Weirdest of all - at least in my experience - is they all put a little towel over my lap -- which strangely messed up the whole friction thing completely.