New Rule: Dancers must run...

New Rule: Dancers must run through the Washington Post presses before taking the stage.

This place literally has more ink than the newspaper I read today. The right tattoo in the right place can make a smoking hot body catch fire. But I must have walked in on "ink night".

Memo to the Ladies, "Your bodies are beautiful. Let the sixth fleet sustain the tattoo economy."

The ladies were good looking, mighty friendly, and nekkid; I did not pay to get in and they served me a drink -- I'm not complaining.