Ventured to the LumbarYard after a...
Ventured to the LumbarYard after a mediocre time down the street at Woody's. This place was worse! I arrived shortly after 9pm and when I walked in there was only one other customer and no dancers in sight. This lasted for about 10 minutes. I stayed for the rotation and there was absolutely not one dancer that caught my eye. Way too many heavier ones. Only three ladies came over and tried to get some dances, but they were not my type. The dancers didn't circulate at all. If you're looking for low pressure, this is your place.
Overall, a really bad visit. Maybe it was because the college girls were all gone for the summer or it was a slow Monday. But I don't think I'll be back.
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