La Chambre
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14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*

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Ermita_Nights
Jul 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Reading the reviews I wonder if the reviewers all went to the same club. Thought I'd see for myself. I got there about 1am on Saturday night. It's in a strip mall right at a freeway interchange. There is a dance club in the same mall so plenty of people milling about if that makes you feel safer. Lots of parking although part of the lot was partitioned off. The club is long and narrow. I paid $5 to get in. There is a bar on the left and stage in the middle, both extended the length of the club. Bathrooms in back, LD area next to the entrance in front. The stage is long and skinny with five poles but I only ever saw one dancer on stage. The interior is not new but I wouldn't say it's run-down or divey and it doesn't smell bad.

There were a half dozen or so dancers around, one white, the rest black, all very young. It was not crowded, no trouble getting a barstool or table. It's a friendly, non-intimidating place, no gangsta types or rainmaking when I was there. Bartender was friendly, shot girl was nice (and hot). I was there 20 minutes before anyone approached me. She was very tall and in my opinion the most attractive there. She asked up front how much fun I wanted to have, which I appreciate. She also counted songs accurately, waited for the beginning of the song, and was generally honest and non-pushy. The dances were ok, a bit uninspired, she seemed to only know two positions. She offered HJ for $50 per song, which I thought was odd because usually it's a flat surcharge, not per-song. I turned her down, wasn't sure I could enjoy or even do it at that hour in my state of intoxication.

In all it was a fun time and good value, but next time I'll go earlier in the evening, and judging by the other reviews, Sunday might be better than Saturday.

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