Cheaters
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245 Allens Ave Providence, RI 02905

So, I had a negative experience...

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adokimus3
Jul 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

So, I had a negative experience at Desire for the first time in awhile. I made the mistake of thinking Cheaters might have something to offer and it is right down the street from Desire. I walked in around 5:00PM and thankfully there was no cover charge. Even before my eyes adjusted I could sense my mistake. Like stepping in dog crap, you can feel it and smell it before you look down. I walked to the bar and took in the 6 dancers within viewing distance. Only one was above a 3 in looks and she was by the stage. She might have been a 6 in looks. The several sitting at the bar eying me like depraved beasts were maybe 2s at best. The one closest to me had terrible skin, possibly facial warts (though maybe it was just acne scarring), and looked like an underweight tranny. Some people are, but I'm personally not into trannys, and she looked like a bad one though she was likely just ugly. On my last visit, there was a 7 and an 8 at Cheaters. Diamonds in the rough as it were. No such luck on this venture. I'm not exaggerating here for humor. I literally left within 60 seconds. I would normally just get a beer and scope out a place for a minute, but I was uncomfortable with the idea of the extremely ugly dancers touching me and propositioning me for dances. I was grossed out, to be blunt. This is only my second trip to Cheaters, so this may not be the norm, but it was scary. I stand by my statement that the reviewer Bareback is one sick fuck. But, power to him, he's getting what he wants there. My conclusion is to avoid Cheaters at all costs during the daytime. I will get drunk at some point and check a nighttime/weekend shift again to see if that's when they have the occasional lookers, but I plan to never set foot in Cheaters during the daylight again. Well, never say never, but if I do go again, I will have the lowest of expectations.

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So, I had a negative experience...