This is hands down my favorite...

This is hands down my favorite club in Portland. It isn't the fanciest. It isn't the cleanest. The girls aren't the sexiest. But... The lappers are the best I have ever had in Portland. The girls are always diverse. The club is generally full so there's not a lot of pressure to spend a ton of money.

The girls are pleasant and not too pushy. Seriously, though, THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO GO FOR A LAP DANCE!!

That's really what you need to know.