Maybe I should post this in...

Maybe I should post this in my profile, but here's a bit of explanation- I've lived in a couple of different states, and been to 20 or 30 different strip clubs in four countries. So I kinda have different standards based on where I happen to be at the time. For example- LA girls are "hotter" for some ideal bimbo value of "hotness" but you probably won't get to touch anything, unless you drive all the way to Upland or somewhere. Portland girls are also pretty hot, and there is a much higher percentage of tatted up or goth-style girls than in LA- but you still probably won't get to touch unless you go VIP, although if you're not totally scary and you behave you'll probably get a kitty in the face. But no touching!

Now, in the midwest (IL, MI, OH, etc) it seems like touching is much more the norm, but nude clubs are less common than in Portland, and average pole skills aren't even close to the baseline PDX level. The girls who are 10's in Chicago are 7s or 8s in LA, maybe 8s or 9s in Portland (but PDX tats and piercings and kitty in your face and full bar!). I guess it's all subjective and depends on what you are looking for, but my point is that it's basically a waste of time to compare Omar's in Lansing, MI to Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry because everything about the experience, from venue to girls to clients, is totally and completely different.

both Mexico and Canada are off the US chart. In my experience it doesn't matter what major city in Mexico you go to- the girls are hot, the clubs are aggressive about fleecing the tourists, guys are loitering in the stairwell or bathroom and they want to sell you ex or coke or viagara, the prices for drinks are ludicrously high, and if you have blue eyes and you're not careful about saying no you'll be getting a beej in the lapdance closet before you even sit down. Canada is a mixed bag, maybe more about that in a different post.