My expectations were pretty low going...

My expectations were pretty low going out to Jammers, and I wish I could say I was pleasantly surprised, but that just wouldn't be true. It's not a terrible place - I've been to much worse, but it's just kinda there. I walked in the door and saw one other patron, a couple bartenders, and about four dancers all just hanging out behind the bar. Oh, and there was a dog that just randomly walked around the club. One of the dancers collected my $10 cover, and of course didn't have change. I swear when I went to the bar to get change, I heard the proverbial record scratch when an outsider walks in to a bar. I got my diet Coke and sat down, waiting for 10-15 minutes for someone to start dancing. Eventually, one of the girls (Roxie, I think) asked if I wanted a lapper. Sensing that I wouldn't be staying long anyway, I took her up on it. Lappers are $30/song, and no touch, but Roxie gave pretty good grind action, had a nice body, and made a little conversation. Overall, average quality, maybe not worth $30, but not a rip-off either. After two lappers, I went back out to the club, watched 2-3 more girls, didn't see anyone worth sticking around for, and took off.

If you're in Kearney, there's literally nothing else to do (no AMPs, no providers to speak of), so sadly, Jammers or Paradise City are your only options. I can't really say not to go here, since you don't have much of a choice. I've been to worse, but keep your bar set really low.