My ATF has family in the...

My ATF has family in the Tampa area and has always wanted to visit Mons Venus. After hitting the Penthouse Club we drive over to MV. Free parking, shady character reclining outside on the bench, hmm... We walk in and the girl at the front says I need to pay for the woman. I say I know that because that’s the tragedy of the male condition. She didn’t get it.

When you enter Mons Venus, it doesn’t feel like it’s one of the most famous clubs in the world. The small circular stage with a pervert row, the shaky wooden tables, the open back row of couches where the LD’s go on, the jukebox, the informal dress of the girls, all give a huge misdirection regarding your preconceptions of this club. My ATF’s first comment was, “This is Mons Venus?”

We sit in the back row near the seated older lady and observe while we nurse our water bottles. Here’s what we notice: