I was visiting a couple friends...

I was visiting a couple friends in Lexington and we decided to take in a little adult entertainment one Friday evening.  I did a little research on TUSCL to find the clubs that would best fit our tastes – kinda middle of the road, not too upscale and expensive, with a good likelihood of mileage.  Diva’s, Cowboy’s and Platinum Plus were all in the same general area, so if one didn’t work out, we’d try the next one.

 

We pulled into the parking lot at Diva’s first.  It looked like it had been a Golden Corral restaurant or something at one point, with a glass atrium that was just painted over in pink.  A guy was walking in in front of us, and we asked him if the place was any good.  He said, “If you like big fake titties without any bullet holes in them, you might want to go to Platinum’s.”  Sorry for us, we did not heed his warning at first.  We wasted our $5 cover, saw a handful of nasty looking girls hanging out, and left without even finishing our beers.

 

Cowboy’s was actually next closest to us, so we checked it out.  We actually blew past it at first – it’s kind of tucked away at the back of a small strip mall. Also a $5 cover, and no pat-down or wanding.