At about 11pm on a Saturday...

At about 11pm on a Saturday night, the parking lot looked a bit busy and the security guy was delaying entry a small group of very young Hispanics for some reason, but I paid the valet, got a quick frisk from the door guy, paid the cover, secondary screening at inside door, and then got right in.

Holy fucking shit! More hot (and not so hot) chick without pants than you can shake a stick at but way too fucking many people in far too small a space. Not only could I not get a seat, I could barely find a place to stand. And they just kept letting people in the door!

A pretty blonde talked to me for several minutes, then spotted one open seat at a table. She said she could just sit on my lap, and did. We talked for 20 or 30 minutes, about many different things, but she never once asked if I wanted a dance. The 2-4-20 table dance special came up, I had to tell her I wanted one. She did the entire first dance facing away from me, letting everybody else directly and blatantly ogle her, while all I got to see was the crack of her ass. I asked her to turn around but then I regretted it. Her front side was nowhere near as toned and taught as her back. (Do the math.) A sweetheart to be sure but I was done after that dance. She had to do something, I had to hit the can. Needless to say, the seat was gone when I returned.

Wandering around, I bumped - literally - into JJ, a young, gorgeous, slender brunette wearing a bra and no panties. :-D She asked if I wanted a dance, but then couldn't find a place to do one. Some places in the club were so densely populated we couldn't even try to head that direction. I kept asking myself what would happen in an emergency and the answer I kept coming up with was "we're all dead."

When JJ finally convinced me I should just get a VIP from her (I was highly reluctant without first getting a table dance), even that was a bust at first because no sooner has we discussed the $142 price and established that "[she didn't] have any" when I asked about rules, one of the house guys came it to tell her that he'd already sold that room. WTF!