Overall guys, if you just wanna...

Overall guys, if you just wanna sit down with your friends and drink a quick one, its a "DECENT" area to do that even though your local Applebee's is better than that (and I had an applebee's nearby too). It looked dark and mysterious on the outside, with a side entrance, big huge sign and all, but it was less than appealing. The place looked bare, and it pretty much is a spanish bar, baring with only three people of non-hispanic ethnicity among the crowd (me included. It's as far as the customer's eyes can see, it's one long room with it split in two. The left side (where you enter) is lit with some lamps, and a where the main bar is. The bartenders (females of course) seems to have a broom up their ass, and don't seem too pleasant. That's of course not to say, they're unpleasant which they haven't expressed yet, more just apathetic to life (perhaps they were hit on a lot earlier in the day) and where a lot of people hang. On the right side, is much darker only lit up by two lamps (next to a pool table) and the TV in the top corner. That's where the two dancers are (if you can call them dancers) where seating is scarce (due to lack of stools). Anyway moving on, its a dusty area, and the dancers don't make it better.

There are around 5 4 dancers, 3 of them are old and fat, and kind of aggressive. They aren't worth looking it because, despite the ass they got on them, their face is totally shot. And sometimes one of either dancers will hop off stage and walk across the bar (behind it of course) and making ugly faces, open their bra EXPECTING you to tip them. I didn't tip a single one that approached me because they were just too butt ugly to give. A simple hand gesture giving a denial will send them packing thankfully, though they will give you a nasty look to further disorient their face. The one girl that MAY be cute is always away and never hangs around for anyone. Its always the ugly ones, and to count all the dancers on one hand is a bad thing, Not to mention when they are on stage, they don't even dance, but just move left and right and twirl. The drinks are aweful and highly questionable. And before you can get to any of the girls, you have to buy a drink to sit down. Simply terrible. Then there was the fact that I thought I felt something in my drink as I drank said drink, thus making it questionable of the cleanliness of it all.

ANd to top off the entire weirdness of the strip club (at least it advertises itself as that since they have the term "Gentleman's Club" on their sign), they have a few arcade games located in various areas of the club, which doesn't make any sense at all. Overall, its a poor offshoot of a real strip club that I wouldn't recommend.