I stopped by Flamingo on a...

I stopped by Flamingo on a Tuesday afternoon to catch the end of the dayshift. The club was slow. There were 6 dancers present: 2 lookers and 4 chubby white and latina dancers. One of the lookers was a tall, skinny girl with long, black hair. She wasn't on the floor long and disappeared into the dressing room. The other one was early 30's, nice figure, well done fake boobs, and a page boy hair style. I'll call her dancer N. I caught her attention and we sat at a table. Dancer drinks here are 10 and 20, but they don't tell you about the 10 option. You have to ask for it if you don't want to pay 20. I got the infamous Bird handshake and we went to the couches for 4 bikini dances. They are 10 each and N allowed full hands on with kitty play through the G string. We moved to the VIP booth enclosed in smoky glass (5 songs for 150). N gets naked and allows a finger in both places. A hand finish provided a happy ending. The Bird may be the best value for the money in town. The bad things are a very hit and miss line up where dancer quality ranges from a few good ones to downright awful and bad stage lighting. They have mostly dim, purple lights on stage making it hard to watch the show.