A Good Time at Heart Breakers
I arrived at Heartbreakers for what turned out to be a good time at about 10:00 on a Thursday night. There’s a parking lot in the back, and from there, you have to walk around the premises of the building to enter through the front door. It’s a decent/nice residential area, but it is pretty dark on the backside of the building. I definitely didn’t feel unsafe, but looking back, it might have been a bit sketchy if there was any kind of rough crowd around.
When you walk around and enter the front door, you are greeted by a fairly large flight of stairs. At the top is the front desk. I paid the guy there my 10 dollar cover and tipped him a few bucks on top of that. From there, he led me to the bar and pulled out a stool for me. I’m not sure if there’s something special about that spot or if they want to make sure everyone gets something from the bar, but it was an interesting move by him.
Looking around, the place was surprisingly full for a Thursday. I would say there were about 25-30 patrons. It was actually a bit cramped in a way. I would later find out that there is a second bar area that they utilize on Friday and Saturdays. It is up to the right of the stage. From what I saw, it seemed pretty well kept and clean. (The rest of the club was also in good shape.) Also up by the secondary bar was a smaller stage and the dancers’ dressing room. Not that I think it affected my experience in any way, but I did notice that a good chunk (probably almost half) of the other customers there were speaking Spanish. Obviously not a problem for me, but it did seem a bit odd as I don’t think that too many of the dancers seemed to speak Spanish.
Speaking of the Dancers, I would say there were probably 15 or so. Maybe a few less. A pretty diverse mix of ages, races, and body types. No one was crazy high or low on my ratings spectrum. I would still say that white seemed to be the majority just barely. There were two very tall AA dancers that were really pretty, but they were with a group of men at the far end of the bar for my entire trip.
The stage was pushed up against a mirror wall. I’ve learned I really appreciate when the stage is sort of tucked away rather than jutting out like a peninsula or in the middle of the floor like an island. It makes their dances feel a bit more like a show. When the dancers have to turn around and play to different audiences in different parts of the room, I ultimately think it ends up feeling pretty mechanical and a little less theatrical. The dancers did 3 song sets and the songs always felt decently long. Honestly, most of the dancers kept their entire outfits on for their whole set. However, a few took their tops off almost immediately. I sat by the stage and tipped a skinny light-skinned dancer that was hot and doing some great moves. She gave me some interaction (hands in my hair and running my hand along her thigh) but nothing crazy. I asked if she wanted to come over, but she was already with another group.
I went back to the bar and sucked down my ginger ale. I’m unfortunately terrible at remembering drink prices, but I believe I paid with a 10 dollar bill and had the bartender keep the change. The bartender was nice enough. I didn’t really ever have a full conversation with her, but she was super busy running buckets of beer out to the men who were sitting on the floor. There is a tip walk at this place. The dancers come around to every customer after their set and ask for a tip. I really don’t mind this too much. It’s only a dollar every 7-10mins and the dancers usually encourage you to grab a feel or at least an up-close peak, so it’s not too bad. I will note that this place is very thorough with their walks, and the dancers make absolutely sure not to miss any customers.
After about 3 or 4 dance sets, a short white dancer came up to me and rubbed her palm on the inside of my thigh. She said her name was K. She was a little thicker and shorter, but she definitely wasn’t fat or anything. Her face was very pretty and her eyes were a bright blue that stood out from her otherwise dark features (hair and makeup). She had tattoos and piercings but they were small. I bought her a vodka soda and we talked. It was a great conversation and we probably spent about 45mins just chatting and tipping the occasional dancer that came by for tip walk. I was also tipping K occasionally. I opened up a bit more than I usually do in these situations, but she was also (seemingly) pretty honest and vulnerable too.
After the 45mins, I asked K if she wanted to do some dances. She grabbed my hand and took me around the bar to the lap dance area. This area sits directly behind the bar with a slight elevation. The guy that I paid was the same guy that was at the door. I don’t know if he was running back and forth or if they have shifts. The dances were 30 dollars each. I paid for three right away. I believe there is some sort of deal for buying a vip room after lap dances. (I think you get the price of one lap dance taken off of the price of the VIP room). K told me to tip this guy which is usually a good sign. As we walked over to the booth on the far end, a new song just started. I figured that K would start the dance as we’d only missed like 10secs of the song, but she waited for a new one to start. During this time, she messed with my hair and pulled on my collar while sitting in my lap. The dances were overall very good. She talked to me a decent amount during them, but it didn’t bother me at all. 2 way contact with crotch off limits. She did a thing where she straddled one of my legs and stroked my belt in a suggestive manner. I’d never seen that before. She also did the thing where she asked if I prefer ass or tits, and made sure my preferred body part was always in reach. I always appreciate this. I tipped her well.
While the contact was good, it was nothing crazy. I got the feeling that that was as far as things could go here. K, of course, implied that the VIP rooms were crazier. But when has a dancer not said that? I didn’t ask for specifics as I kinda wanted to get going and K was due up for her dance set. I sat down to quickly finish my ginger ale and a black dancer approached me. She was also very pretty, but I think she was a little too chubby for my taste. She said she was Ks friend and that they traveled across WI together to different clubs. Heartbreakers is their home, but they like trying out different places. She was due to dance on stage after K, and asked if I want to do some dances with her after. I said maybe, but as soon as she went over to the stage, I finished my drink and left. She seemed very nice and fun (like K), but I was getting tired and she wasn’t exactly my cup of tea.
Overall, I think it’s a pretty great club. The setup is nice and it’s clean. Every lady I talked to was very kind and was never too pushy during the tip walk. I think 30 dollar dances are a bit much but that’s pretty common now. And, at least you are getting good contact at that price. If I lived in eastern Wisconsin, I could see myself here more frequently. I might go when it’s a weekend sometime to see if it’s less crowded and the dancer quality is any higher than the current (already very good) quality.
