I have been going to Roxy's...

I have been going to Roxy's for....wow....ever. At least twenty years. I guess if you go up and down the scale of strip clubs, you have the really really skanky girls you can hardly watch dance who will let you do anything you want to them like C Moes or Dotties Body Shop and you go the other extreme and you have the Penthouse Club, where the girls are gorgeous in a silicone sort of way, but you aren't allowed to touch, or at least not for what is in my wallet.

Roxy manages to hit that sweet spot where the girls are just about right, and some of them are surprisingly hot little numbers, but because they aren't the cream of the crop, they let you get a lot more familiar with their bodies than the girls in the fancy clubs. And then there are always the pleasant surprises. Like the time I went to Roxy's after midnight one Saturday and the mandatory weapons search was being done by the cutest little blond girl who redefined the term stark naked and was all giggles and blushes as she gave my weapon a good frisk. When was the last time you tipped the TSA agent because you felt she really deserved it?