Ok, so a buddy of mine...

Ok, so a buddy of mine and I went to “The Den” a couple weeks back, its got some discrete parking and entrance in the back off Route 9 near Church in Toms River. The club layout hasn’t changed in the past 10 years or so that I have been going there as it’s the only local strip club. Once you walk in and pay the cover ($15), there is an oval stage infront of you with seating around, and a second and tiered row of seating behind that. The left side of the stage turns into a bar area with additional seating. This is a juice bar so keep that in mind if you want to have some drinks before you get there. The atmosphere is clean and puts off a good vibe, good music level so its easy to talk and listen, but not too quiet. As far as the patrons go, there are usually a few Mexicans in the back, and some locals wandering around, no real ghetto presence, maybe some wannabies. The dancers are about 50/50 for good/bad, although they have improved much over the years.

After getting the mandatory drink ($4), we sat down and watched the lineup. This Egyptian girl, don’t recall her name, but I do remember she had a gorgeous ass and some bee-sting nips with the dials out asked if I wanted a lap dance ($20 a dance), so I went to the back. She knew how to grind the shit out of your cock, to the point where it hurt, so I had to make a quick adjustment. She was also not shy about letting your hands wander and grab those perky A’s and erect nipples. One dance with her was definitely not enough, and I got the full 5 minutes as well, so I preceded to get two more before she convinced me to a 15 minute VIP dance. The VIP was $125 and YMMV, but I tipped her an extra $60 and left a happy man, a little concerned, but clean and happy in the end. If you recognize her from the description, I would definitely recommend at least the lap dance.