Went to the Men's Club on...

Went to the Men's Club on a Thursday night. Parking is valet or park-yourself. I parked myself with no problem. Upon entering, the hostess asked if I was a member. I'm not, so I paid $14 to get in and then the hostess asked for a tip. Give me a break.

The facility is high-end. Clean, spacious, all good. As soon as I sit down a dancer asks to join me. I let her but after a couple of minutes realize that the talent walking around vastly exceeded the dancer at my table so I politely asked her to give me a few minutes by myself.

Other dancers didn't approach for a while which I was surprised by. Lots of dancers but they tended to hang with the other dancers and didn't really circulate. Then one of them came by, chatted with me for a while then told me that there was a 2-for-$40 coming up and did I want her to dance for me then. I said sure. The deal is, that once an hour, all the dancers in the club do a parade and you can pick who you want for a 2-for-$40 dance. The "couples" - all the dancers who were picked, and their customers, go to semi-private rooms for a nice grind session. You can get additional dances for $30 each if you want more from your dancer.