I make a trip to Florida...

I make a trip to Florida once a year to watch baseball Spring training games and I always leave plenty of time to catch a few of the great strip clubs in Tampa. My favorite is Ybor Strip but I thought I would give Diamonds a shot. Basically IT SUCKS. As soon as I sat down a waitress hit me for a drink order. I told her that I was not thirsty but would get a drink before I left. She told me that there was a 1 drink minimum and she would be back in five minutes to take my order. Already pissed I finally tried to relax and check out the girls. There were a couple of hotties but most were but ugly. I finally found my girl and took her to the back for a 2 dance for $35.00 special. Well I only got one dance but she said it was two and that her boss was timing it. The area was lit up and I could see the other guys getting there dances. No privacy at all. As soon as my dance was over I bought a water( my one drink minimum) and hurried out as fast as I could. To put it Bluntly I think I would have rather been getting a root canal at the dentist office. Never again will I venture in there.