You can't miss this place if...

You can't miss this place if you're traveling north I-95 through Providence, RI. It's a fairly large pink building that you can see just off the highway. No matter what time I drive by (when I'm traveling to the Cape) there are always cars in the lot, even at 12pm in the afternoon. This has always piqued my curiosity because I just don't see how the place could be crowded on any given day at that time. What was the big attraction? Last week on our way to Cape Cod, my buddies and I decided to stop in for "lunch" to check it out. It was around 2PM on Thursday afternoon and the parking lot had a decent amount of cars. There was a minimal cover charge, but my friend took care of it since I was driving. At first glance upon entering I wanted to leave. I wasn't drinking since I was the designated driver, but my two buddies convinced me to stay so they could at least have a beer. Prices were totally reasonable for beer/drinks. Probably less than you'd pay at a regular bar in New England. That's a big plus. A few girls came up to us and started to chat. I have to say, much to my surprise, one girl was really sweet and looked like the girl next door. Had I been drinking I probably would have gotten a lap dance from her, but I have a hard time doing that when I'm sober and in driving mode. Well, five beers later, one of my buddies was feeling relaxed and went for a private lap dance with Paige (I'm pretty sure this was her name.....and suited her well.....very cute blonde). Most of the other girls (maybe I saw a total of 8 coming and going) were not as cute as Paige, but really none of them were as bad as I expected. For the most part, they all had tight bodies and not overly made up faces, which I prefer. The place is kind of dark, so who knows how they look out in the daylight, but no complaints at all on their looks. My buddy and I were ready to hit the road and 20 minutes passed and our other buddy was still in the back (or it may have even been on a lower level) with Paige. We paid the our bar tab (no minimum, no hidden extras, just paid for total of eight beers and 2 diet cokes, a total of $44 plus tip -- not bad at all!!!) and waited outside in the lot for our buddy. At this point we're dying laughing because he was so anti-strip club an hour earlier, and here he's the only one getting a lap dance! When he walked out to the lot he had the biggest smile on his face. We couldn't wait to get the details. Everything that happened was completely above board, although he said he had a great time with Paige. He said he got a great lap dance, with nice two way contact. He described her as a perfect 10 (I figured as much, as I saw her clothed and she was adorable -- reminded me a bit of Julianne Haugh (sp? the former dancing with the starts girl). My buddy said that Paige had loose lips and told him that a few of the late night weekend girls did provide extras. I guess the cuter the girl, the less they need to do to make money. I gotta say I was totally smitten by Paige and might have to go back to see her when I am not driving and can have a few beers and relax. My buddy paid a total of $115 in the back with Paige. A lot of that was a very good tip he said, but idk the breakdown. I would say that if you hit it right this place isn't all that bad, especially if you're traveling through the area. We ended up not having lunch -- creeps me out eating food in a strip club. If you're looking for extras, and if Paige is telling the truth, you might find it here. I told my buddy to join tuscl so he can add his own review -- now that he's anti-strip club :)