First of all, I'm surprised that...

First of all, I'm surprised that this is listed as a "Strip club". They are more of a lingerie modeling store front. There is no stage with girls waiting to dance. Finding it wasn't too difficult. They advertise quite a bit on nuvo and craigslist. The address will get you right there. It isn't the best area but not bad. I didn't feel unsafe.

When you go in it looks like a poor attempt to display some lingerie. You are greeted by whomever is working and they ask what you'd like to see. They seemed to intentionally be vague when giving me the options but essentially you buy "time" and the girl and you go into a room where she "models". The girl I had did try to dance around a little but it was a poor attempt. The more money you give her, the more clothing she'll remove. So in that sense it is somewhat like a strip club I guess.

After she see's what you're willing to spend she will tell you that you can take care of yourself. I was offered lotion and tissues. Talk about buzz kill. I declined and left shortly after.