Unfortunately, in the Chicago area, the...

Unfortunately, in the Chicago area, the only good strip club is the Industrial Strip just past the IL/IN border. Paid a $16 cover that night after parking. Walked in, and to be honest, I was not impressed. First, the guy/girl ratio was way off - something like 5 guys for every one dancer. Even the fuglies had their pick. I tried to get this hot Puerto Rican woman to dance for me, but she had two guys waiting for her. I finally got a set of dances, but they left me bored. Tried two other girls, one whom I even found attractive, but was bored after those 3 for $60 also. I think I'm going to avoid this one for awhile until I see they get more women.