I had been to Godiva's II...

I had been to Godiva's II before a couple years ago, and decided to give it another try. The building is worn down and in need of repair, much like the girls working there.

They offer a limited food menu now, and the beer prices were OK ($2.75 for domestic). After sitting at the bar about 5 minutes, a girl named Starr sat down and asked me to buy her a drink. She had the haggard, rough look of a long-term drug user, and she had lots of tattoos, not all of them done by professionals.

After the obligatory small talk, she gave me the rundown: a dance is $10, a private dance is $20 a song plus tip, champagne room is $150.

I chose a private dance, and as soon as we were behind the curtains she stripped down and pulled my dick out for what turned out to be a thoroughly uninspired blowjob.