NBA Finals on Flat Screens, White...

NBA Finals on Flat Screens, White Sox Baseball, Cold Beers and Hot Girls. Lemme see: I can go check out All-Stars. Ain't nuthin' fancy about a local area bar with TV's and Pool Tables. Then again, ain't gotta pay a cover, nor dress fancy to get in or fit in.

Got there about 8 p.m. and saw about six bikini or linger-clad dancers milling about and complaining that most of the guys only wanted to watch the games. I can drink beer and watch TV at home. So, I let a couple of them strike up conversation, bought a couple of drinks and got some lap dances. They are "donations." Most guys pay about $5 to $10 per song. I got some neck and back massages for the same price, while consuming my beverage and continuing to watch the game. When the shift changed, I had a chance to get some very hot dances from two smoking Latinas: BeBe and Sasha. If you have the chance, just do them both. I also enjoyed, Isis, Intense and some Euro Chick.

Naw, you ain't gonna get laid. The clientele is eclectic and diverse. You will hear Rock, Rap, Banda, and da Blues on the Juke Box. Bar staff and waitresses are friendly. Bouncers are watching the room for your safety. Bring your $$, a thirst, and a buddy to watch your seat and your drink. If you wanna give your "woody": some time-in-the-saddle of a warm woman's bottom ... Stop by All-Stars' for a couple of Cold Ones and a few Hot Ones.