I am by far not the...

I am by far not the best judge of strip clubs, but this has got to be the absolute worst club in Michigan. I went on a Saturday night with my wife and friends. This was not my choice of clubs but since we went with younger people they just wanted to go somewhere close to home. From the time we pulled up to the club I realized we were going to be in for a rough night.

Parking is very limited and the surrounding neighborhood is worse. So we thought we would play things safe ad valet our cars, problem is valet is $25. So we quickly pulled out and parked on the street. Upon walking up to the front door of the club there was a long line on both sides of just random men hanging outside of the club, smoking, drinking and disrespecting most of the people in line.

Once we made it through that experience the lady at the front taking cover charges was very attractive and we thought we were in for a good time. Upon entering the double doors we were shocked. Most of the strippers were just sitting there motionless and not paying attention to any of the patrons in the club. The few that actually danced on the stage spent more time chewing their gum and rubbing their stomachs than dancing. The music was terribly loud, and drinks overpriced. Out of all the dancers there, I found only 2 that were moderately attractive. However they were too busy watching the television than mingling. After sitting there for over 2 hours without any dancers approaching we all called it a night.