Given that this club is right...

Given that this club is right down the street from my house, i dropped in for a show. The parking lot is well lit and it's in a pretty quiet area, the only crimes around are Joe Blow and his cousin/girlfriend cooking up meth in their apartment, but, no physical threat.

Upon walking in, the first thing u notice are the glares from the "regulars" seated at the bar and playing pool. Now, that being said, these are my townsfolk and i assure u they mean no harm, just scoping the new guy and making sure youre not up to something.

I walked straight to the bar, giving a couple if head knods and "how are ya's" to the rednecks before ordering up my beer. Now, i hate to give away the best part this early, but, $3 a beer at a bar, awesome!

I scanned the room looking for a place to watch the girlies and took a spot front row in the two rows of seats facing the pole. A younger blonde was up there, strutting her stuff at the time. She was eazy on the eyes, VERY cute! Not stripper hot by any means, more like the girl next door type. She had a great smile, and a great rack, but, was a LITTLE bit on the heavy side. NOT FAT!

I had come in and always heard it was a strip joint, and being that we're in Missouri (Misery) I expected bikini. I was close! She wore two thongs, i guess to avoid any slipping and She didnt have on the traditiinal "pasties" either, but, instead she wore duct tape. Yes, ladies and gents, duct tape over her nipples. She worked the pole, as far as her dancing went, i'd give her a 4 out if 10. Really though, without a crowd and with limited customer interaction, i cant say that I blame her.