Unless I hit a bad Saturday...

Unless I hit a bad Saturday night, you should just keep driving to Martinsburg or Bunker Hill. Sorry, just don' think you should pay a $10 cover on prime time Saturday night and walk into an SC with 7 dancers, 5 of whom have weight issues, and only a couple of which are moderately attractive. Most of the customers are hanging in the bar talking, very little attention to what was going on on the stage. One dancer told me it picks up at midnight - I live too far away to want to wait that long on a Saturday night to see if that's true.