Went to club on saturday, March...

Went to club on saturday, March 5th. Rate the club more than an eight, less than a nine, if you want to get all scientific about it, but I digress. First off the negatives, then on to more enjoyable subject matter. First of all (and for the 100000th time) the music is to loud. I am 26, the girl I was with is 24, and we found it to be to loud, so it is not just *older* (no disrespect ) posters complaining. Heres a good hint, when I cannot communicate with the waitress without resorting to some kind of half-assed sign language its a bit much. Couldn't even talk to my friend or the girls who came to sit with us without really leaning in and speaking up. Secondly, the wait staff. To management, heres a original concept, give your wait staff SECTIONS. Apparently wait staff changes sometime around 8, as the waitress we first had dissapeared. She had a pierced labre (spelling?), I tipped her well and she left us alone except for opportune appearances. After she left we had 3 different waitress' stopping by every 10 minutes (not exaggerating) for drinks. And to round it out, the DJ and stage show rotation were a bit off. Several times girls would be called and not show, leaving the main stage empty for 3-7 minutes. I understand they were prolly doing laps, and applaud them for getting there money, just a bit off. The DJ would prattle on about the upcoming anniversary to often, but thats strip club DJs for you.

With all that said, and sounding like the biggest nitpicker on earth, onto the positives which far outweigh the negatives. The club interior is suitably dark, not to smokey and has nice chairs for the patrons. We sat in the chairs by the stage on the right (if your looking from bar to stage) corner. Right next to the two lap rooms. In retrospect this isn't the best place, girls tend to go to the middle section to solicit dances and 2-1 offers. Happy hour cover and drink prices are great, can't beat it. Prolly 20 girls in the club dancing, ranging from 4-9ish, no one that was just drop dead gorgeous but thats not usual. I'm quite a picky rater of women also, and I wasn't drinking so no goggle effect. No ebony chicks, if thats your bag. Stage shows are great, and the tipping action is top tier. Girls are fun and you can tell by the stage show what she is like in lap area, which is of course a good thing. Shooter girls was quite a hottie, didn't get her to swing by as we couldnt' catch her attention and didn't feel like a 20 yard dash to get her. The lady I was with got some really great attention while tipping, the crowd enjoyed this quite a bit of course. Had dances with Butterfly (wavy hair, great abs, great legs, great body, great smile, very hot girl). She danced for me and my friend, great laps. 2-1 two of the four dances done, we each had a 1-2 and a normal dance. She asked (apparently) my friend is she wanted to go to the champagne room, but never asked me, I would have of course politely declined. She sat with us and was quite fun, made good conversation and did not come off a pushy, just as a girl trying to make money (which is of course expected). Anyway she left us to go dance for another gentlemen, and told us she would be back. In the meantime we decided to get dances from Carmella (blond hair and quite cute, great legs and small but nice rack), and mentioned it to her at a stage tip. She had been sitting with a guy and said she needed to do his dances first, after two songs my friend was a bit woozy so we packed it in. Will be back in 2 weeks time, great club. If they could just turn down the music 15-25% it would easily have gotten a 9 from me.