Heartbreakers
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859b Bush River Rd, Columbia, SC 29210, USA*

Review of a recent Tuesday evening...

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dudeanonymous
Jun 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Review of a recent Tuesday evening a few weeks ago. It was pretty dead. I counted about a dozen girls and there was a sparse crowd when I walked in around 9PM. I know it was a Tuesday, but I was hoping for a bit more energy. I usually like this club when there isn't a crowd, but this night it just seemed dead. Plus, the eye candy wasn't very interesting. Based on this and my last few visits, dancer quality continues to head down hill. The best I saw were two marginal 7s. I got a beer from the beer tub girl at the entrance, and she and the bartender were the best looking girls there.

I stood at the bar for awhile, tipped a little on stage, although the sagging breasts, love handles and bad teeth on most of the dancers wasn't exactly encouraging. I turned down an offer of a dance from one girl, a brunette with a cute face, because she had basically no breasts and a huge rear end. Not my thing.

I did take one of the 7s - a blonde - for a dance, agreeing to 2 for $30 without haggling. The first dance wasn't much to write home about, but at the start of the second song she leaned her face into mine, lips open, when I got a whiff of her bad breath. Instead of an open mouth kiss, she licked my cheek when I turned away. After the song was over, she asked me if I wanted to continue, and when I said no she asked for a tip. Uh, no. I offered her a mint as I paid her and she declined. I left with a lot of money I had planned to spend still in my pocket.

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