I had been hearing a lot...

I had been hearing a lot of good things about this club from my experienced strip club comrads so I decided to stop buy and give it a try. Upon first pulling up to the venue I realized it exist in the building that formerly housed Club Classics and Tampas Infamous Lou Docs. (circa 1998) It didn't take me long to realize those days were long gone as the new owners have completely remodeled this club inside and out. The place is gorgeous! There were approximately 25-30 dancers on duty and that really shocked me for it being a sunday evening about 10:30 pm. I grabbed one of the dozen our so tables that sit on one side of the main floor. There are 4 poles right in front of the tables which virtually gives every customer in the club front row seats. Plus I center stage with a pole and a VIP section right next to the stage with its own pole. I couldn't believe that I had a view of 6 girls dancing on poles right in my face. Along with about another 15 girls in different stages of customer socializing. ( some were sitting on laps flirting, some were sharing a meal in a "dating" type setting, others were bent over shaking there money maker! Oh how I love when a sexy black dancers dances just enough to work up a slight sweat and her back right above her ass starts to glisten under the club lights. :)

Mind you, this is all my experience from being in the club just under 5 minutes. Shortly after I was seated I was treated by a beautiful smiling cocktail server by the name of Passion who offered me a menu and explained some of the clubs specialty drinks. I usually order a beer and just chill and play it by ear when I'm at new clubs but the pleasent safe atmosphere of Club Rosé had me order a bucket of Heinekin for the suprisingly low price of $16. (5 beers per bucket). Before the beautiful Passion returned with my bucket I was greeted by a friendly exotic dancer by the name of Ivy. Ivy was something out of a magazine. About 5'6" light skinned, long blonde hair, about 125lbs, natural hazel eyes, and dimples. (in both her cheeks AND above her back. Oh How I love back dimples.) I didn't dare offer her a beer, so when Passion returned I offered to buy Ivy a drink. She ordered a Bubbles & Berries cocktail to my surprise actually came out bubbling and had real berries in it. Ivy said that this was a popular drink amongst entertainers and customers alike. She offered me to taste a sip. Under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't drink behind anybody, more especially a dancer that I just met. But Ivy was so beautiful I would drink a gallon of her bath water! So I took a sip of the Bubbles & Berries cocktail (wondering all the time ... How the hell is this thing bubbling?) And the drink tasted Awesome! Ivy and I began to small talk while enjoying our beverages and she began to tell me a little about herself as well as the establishment. She started by saying that she has pretty much "tried out" every black club in Tampa and non can hold a candle to Club Rosé. She boasted about everything from the dressing rooms and bathrooms being super clean and spotless, to the least expensive dancer house fee of any of the black clubs, to the managers being very professional with the entertainers and not mixing business with pleasure. (no matter how many of the entertainers throw themselves on them). She also really liked the fact that the club houses a full kitchen serving top notch entrees for very reasonable prices. Dancers get a discount on food items. I told her I noticed a sign in the front of the building that read .. "CLUB ROSÉ HAS THE BEST LEMON PEPPER WINGS IN THE WORLD"!! I jokingly told her that that was a pretty big claim. She turned and looked at me with the first serious face she'd made all night and said "They ARE"! I swear in my mind it felt like the music stopped and her voice just echoed "They ARE,ARE,ARE,are...are...are" So when Passion came back around I ordered a 10 piece of the WORLD famous lemon pepper wings and fries for $7 bucks. Passion advised my that they are .50cents a piece, along with $2 Beers during their 4pm-7pm Happy Hour. I advised Ivy that I am from Atlanta Georgia. The home of Lemon Pepper Wings so Club Rosés wings would have to be pretty damn good to impress this Georgia Boy. While waiting on the wings Ivy gave me a tour of the club and introduced me to other dancers that we passed along the way. I couldn't begin to remember all of their names, but what did strike me as odd was the fact that I've never seen so many dancers in a club get along. No animosity, back stabbing, or the catty attitudes that dancers at a lot of club have towards each other. She told me that at Club Rosé the entertainers and staff are like one big family. I was showned a semi private lounge area that's perfect for dining, a pool table are, a VIP seating area near the main stage and my favorite of all .... An Ultra plush private VIP for VIP dances. The entire room was mirrors so that you can enjoy dances from every angle in the room. There are beautifully leather and suede private booths to enjoy your dances. I thought I'd died and went to heaven.

Just as all the fun things I could enjoy myself experiencing in the VIP were swirling around in my head I noticed passion looking for us with our entree of Lemon Pepper Wings. The lemon pepper wings looked amazing but now was the moment of truth. The taste test: I don't know if it was the fact that I was on my 3rd Heineken or in such a Euphoria from all the beautiful dancers, servers, bartenders or just the Ultra Plush atmosphere, but I swear that when I took my first bite of my Lemon Pepper Wings I swore a rainbow appeared coming from the clubs kitchen to my platter. I had eaten 3 more Lemon Pepper Wings before I could muster up the words to tell ivy "You were RIGHT! These are the best Lemon pepper Wings I've had in my LIFE"! She just returned a quite giddy "I told you so". We enjoyed the wings together and when it came down to the last one I was hoping that she didn't want it. On any other meal I would have gladly given her the last wing, but I swear Fo God!!! I would have wrestled a BEAR for that last Lemon Pepper Wing! If Ivy wasn't there I would have asked for the remaining Lemon Pepper Sauce ... TO GO!! While enjoying my wings I browsed the menu to see that Club Rosé also offered FRIED LEMON PEPPER GIZZARDS!!!! Are you kidding me!? How Genius!! The don't even offer that in Atlanta. Club Rosé may very well be the only place on EARTH you can buy FRIED LEMON PEPPER GIZZARDS! I swore that on my next visit that I was going to order a pound of those with my next bucket.

After enjoying my meal and finishing off my bucket I asked Ivy would she oblige my offer of a little one on one time in the private VIP. She obliged and for the next 30-45 minutes I sat in a total feeling of Bliss enjoying the best lap dance I've ever had in my life!

After Cuming out of the VIP I was welcomed with another surprise.