I have no idea how Rick's...

I have no idea how Rick's draws so many customers despite its outrageous prices. This is the only club in New Orleans that has zero-contact lap dances for $20. The girls are required to stand two feet in front of the customers for table dances. The cheapest dances where the girls are allowed to touch is $60, and they're relatively low mileage dances at that. Those prices are terrible.

Drink prices are the same as everywhere else on Bourbon. $8 for beers, $6 for water, and mixed drinks (like vodka and soda) are like $14. I went on Monday night and they weren't charging a cover.

Yes, the girls are hot, but they're still not in the same league with the girls at Penthouse. That would be my recommendation if you're looking for an upscale club in New Orleans.