My limited strip club experience has...

My limited strip club experience has taught me that if a young guy is sitting near an older guy (in his 40's or beyond), the dancer will time and time again come sit down next to the older guy. They know he's the one with money to burn, in most cases, and he's here to blow it.

So when we left Club Rouge where that was rampant and saw a sign stating EXOTIC DANCERS above a doorway a block away we mulled over whether or not we were ready to call it a night. I knew nothing about this place and friends were in from out of town so we took the adventure.

The hours on the door say "6pm until the sun comes up." We climbed the long stair case up to a dude who charged us all a $5 cover. Why? Because not only is this a strip club, it's an 18+ strip club. *Groan*