Shotgun Geniez
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709 Main St, Hamburg, IA 51640, USA*

First off, this review is for...

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bassdrumhanging
Jun 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
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First off, this review is for a visit i made about a month ago. It was the middle of the week and i was going to be driving from Omaha down to Kansas City so I found this place on TUSCl and decided to check it out. It may have been my wierdest experience at a strip club in my life. Not the worst, but definitely weird. First i got into town about 4pm and did a drive by guided by the GPS. Located club ok but it was deserted. The town has maybe one convenience store but at least it sold beer. Called club a realized they opened at five. After killing about hour plus went in and was greeted by girl, maybe the owner/manager and young door guy. Seemed like his first day. Paid cover and manager said she would go get the girls. I took a seat, which were nice and comfortable. First girl came on stage, and was a cute light skinned black girl with a nice body. I was still the only person in the club. Threw her a few singles at which point she took it all off and did a nice spread right in front of me. Slid off stage grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. Next dancer pretty much same routine but she was a little older and more worn looking. Last a third girl. Skinny with fake boobs, not bad but not great. After one mor round of same three dancers they announed a break and the first two came and sat with me while i drank my beers and told me they were not dancing any more until more customers showed up. The older one asked me if i thought her friend was pretty and i said yes and then she announced they wanted to make a porno tape. I offered to film and they just laughed. By the way this place has large tvs with porn playing on the walls. I am still the only guy. Another dancer comes in and sits. Its quite a party now. Me and five strippers. Finally i ask about vip dances and decide to try one with older girl. Very mediocre with very limited milage. Worse then at stage. I get another with cute girl and it is slightly better but not great. Still no one else. Shows up. I get up and leave after about 3 hours in total. One guy can only do so much. I guess it gets busy later on but a very strange visit overall

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