Finally a dancer approached us- she...

Finally a dancer approached us- she was short and asian with a lot of random tattoos. She wasn't that pretty but she had a perky personality and since no one else had put any effort in- I got a dance. Her body was okay... she was not in good shape and had natural tits and no ass but her bubbly personality made up for it. Unfortunately I just couldn't get into it- her body just wasn't sexy.

When I got back to my table a group of dancers had descended upon my friends- the asian (Rain?) with the saggy tits and a cute Shannon Sossamon lookalike... they went for a hard sell and kept alluding to a "girl on girl" lesbian show- but we weren't very excited about it... they just weren't hot. Where are the classically beautiful girls next door with long hair and natural tits and nice fit curvy bodies? There were none here- they seemed to all be built like flabby 9 year old boys or like spent older women with overdone tits.

The shows are $70 for "2 songs" which isn't really 2 songs... and $45 for 1 song. You put the money in a little machine- it's very strange. Definitely not worth the money- I'm sticking to the city! The girls there are beautiful, fit and excited to talk to you- of course it's probably on account of all the cocaine they snort- but still- that's a real strip club experience.