My hotel was right down the...

My hotel was right down the block from this place so I decided to check it out. It's located right off the highway and close to a lot of hotels and the airport. There is a parking lot behind the club, it only had a few cars in it so parking was easy. Upon entering I was greeted by a cute cashier who charged $12 to get in the door and gave me a wrist band. Once inside I was immediately disappointed. There were I believe 3 stages but only 1 was "in use." The club was extremely dead (more dancers than customers as far as I could tell.) The DJ was still making big elaborate introductions for each girl and playing 80's and 90's rap music. I wasn't too interested in the girl on stage so I decided to sit at a table and order a drink. About 5 seconds after my ass hit the chair I was greeted by a waitress who asked what I wanted to drink. The beer selection was awful, like 4 types of Budweiser, Shiner Bock in the bottle to the rescue, the only decent thing she mentioned. They charged $7 for a beer which is not outrageous but not the best deal either. When I asked to pay with my credit card I was informed that there is a $25 minimum for credit cards. That's 4 beers! I paid cash instead. Within just a couple minutes of sitting there I was approached by at least 3 girls who asked for dances, I politely declined, now on to the girls...

There were about 5 girls working, I can't be sure exactly how many because they kept disappearing behind a curtain to a "private" area, not with customers, just hanging out with each other. Honestly, this was some of the worst talent I've ever seen. Out of the 5 girls that I remember, 4 of them were overweight by at least 40lbs. We're talking big stomachs, cellulite, the whole bit. The one girl that was not overweight was still not super attractive. There were 2 black girls and 3 white girls. All of the girls were wearing full bottoms and bikini tops. No thongs, no topless. I was informed that it's a Houston law to wear pasties but I did not witness any of the girls even taking their bikini tops off. I go to strip clubs to see attractive women get naked, not to see heffers in bathing suits. If you're into that sort of thing they did seem friendly enough, if not a little pushy... I waited around for about 15 minutes just to see if anything would change, but no such luck. Needless to say I would not return and would recommend you spend your money elsewhere.