This was one of my worst...

This was one of my worst experiences in a strip club. Before I entered, I asked how many girls there were. He answered 6, which I believe. I paid the $14 cover (which included 2 soft drinks from the bar, or one from the cooler). I learned that I asked the wrong question. I should have asked how many girls were dancing. The answer would have been none. I also learned that I was the only customer there. After about 15 minutes of waiting, I asked when someone would get on stage. He dispatched someone to dance. She was a large girl--not my type. I tipped her, and she showed me all, including a shaved and glistening pussy. She came over afterward, shook hands with little Zach, and offered to get nasty during a $20 couch dance. My guess is that she would have been fun, just not my type. I asked about the "2-for-1" nude couch dances advertised in the paper. Apparently not today. No one else was willing to go on stage, so I left. The place looked reasonable, and I know they have a $200 and $300 VIP room upstairs. That wasn't going to happen.