Red Orchid
Closed
815 Ke’eaumoku St Honolulu, HI 96814

I walked by club and was...

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suchadime
May 31, 2012, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I walked by club and was curious so I walked in, BIG MISTAKE. I immediately smelled burning incense and moth balls. I should've turned back then. The club was dark with red lights glowing and bright lights at the bar. The music was terrible, flashback to the 1950's..an old ugly terrible dancer (if you want to call her that) was on stage. She must've been in her 60's! The club had 3-4 old ugly Vietnamese hostess'. One of which tried to hustle me for a 80$ drink. She was rubbing on my leg, asked if I wanted a private show, she said shell take good care of me.

I said no to the show and went to the bathroom. The mens bathroom was small with a huge urinal that look like a horse trough for feeding..lmao. The bathroom reeked of piss and moth bald. A man was in the bathroom smoking crack! I held onto my piss and walked out. Another fugly hostess tried to grab me, she said shell take care of me in the VIP room for 100$, I told her you"ll pay me? this club needs to go out of business, be shut down! I will never come back, I'll even avoid the street altogether. Plus the beer tasted like water.

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