I will get onto the Whitehouse...

I will get onto the Whitehouse in a second, the lead in to how I got there and the person who is now my wife is an interesting one and not a word of a lie.

What can I say, WOW. I was in Auckland for the first time ever on a business trip way back in 2007, on the way over from my country I had about 6 to 7 beers on the plain, had a few grand in my pocket of company expenses and I was getting ready to hit the Casino next to my Hotel. I was surprised at how nice Auckland was. Anyway after checking in I ventured of to the Casino for a few more beers and a go on the pokies at about 3 or 4 in the arvo. As time went buy and a few scotch's by now i was down on money, with a about 700 bucks left I got onto the Black jack table, I was down to my last 100 and started hitting my luck on the perfect pairs. Before you know it I was hitting them often, many box's open and the chips on the table went from $5 to $25's to $100 on all box's. I was up to over $4k, not believing my luck I called it called a rest break to get up of the table and go and have a smoke on the balcony. A smoke that would change my life forever. Whilst having a smoke I met 2 Bikie like dudes covered in tatts and had a laugh with them, I quized them about strip clubs and places to visit in Auckland they said they had no money, I said well ive got the money if you can take me to a good venue for some fun and a perve, of course they were in. They gave me two options, mermaids(apparently it had some pool or something the girls got in) or the Whitehouse (this sounded interesting).

So off we go to the whitehouse, I was greeted with a pretty good looking venue and some dude on the door with a US$ image covered tie. We went in and a show was on, I got us all a round of bourbons and we took our spot on the right hand side of the stage. It would have been maybe ten minutes and I was off to the bar to get the next round. 2 seconds into to going to the bar I noticed the most amazing legs, arse and hair in front of me picking empty glasses, I was right behind her and we got to the end of the bar at the same time, Our eyes met and I smiled. I know what strippers are like, my brother dated a few and even owned a club himself. Generally I never give them time of the day and know they want one thing and one thing only and will take no prisoners getting it, Yep- Its cash. Anyway I said hi and offered to buy her a drink, the Wonder Woman outfit got me, always loved wonder woman as a kid and this chick wore it better than ever. Anyway she said yes to a drink and I offered her a glass of champagne, they only sold french by the bottle and I was not about to buy this beauty a glass of house shit. I bought the bottle and she said she was next up on stage. I said ok when you are done I will have it waiting. I ventured back to the boys I had met and said I had basically booked a girl, they said who and I said next on. I was absolutely blown away, this chick could dance and move with class, no dirty shit, she paid me extra attention as they all do but I was a little sucked in against my better judgment. She finished her dance and came over at this stage I was starting to think I need to lose the 2 guys that I met. From here I thought maybe a game of pool would be some fun, she takes me to the pay booth at the front and I book some naked pool but with a request none of them had heard of before, I wanted her to keep her clothes on, don't ask me why but I didn't want the two guys perving on her while I was to have a chat. I even had to pay extra for her to keep the clothes on. After pool I needed to distract the 2 guys so we went upstairs to the outside bar, very cool spot from memory where you could have a smoke and a drink. I told her to book one of her friends for the boys I was with. Looking around I noticed lots of old blokes sitting with nice young chicks who have strategically placed their hands on the old fella's legs or knee claiming the money in that guys pocket from the other girls and trying to get more out of it for themselves. Anyway after a couple of hours, more bottles of French she suggested a dance, So I did, it was all above board and I was happy with her morals and the way she conducted herself, not sleezy or dirty. Later in the night she suggested we should go out to a local club @$200 an hour, I had no idea you could take away as a non sex escort, so cashed up I agreed. Paid the guy at the booth for a couple of hours and he said no hotel rooms yadda yadda yadda. No problem, not like thats going to happen, we get to a club have a few drinks, live band and time is up. I throw her another $600 for a few hours more and we danced and drank that time away just like real good flirty mates. Time was up, I was pissed and I offered her another $400 in her pocket, we went outside and she gave me a big cuddle, put the $400 back in my pocket and requested I kiss her, so I did. This took things to a whole new level, I was worried, worried about hers and my feelings and how genuine the whole situation was. She said take me back to your hotel room, so off we staggered and we had a lot of hot sexy fun in the room, more drinks but no sex. She had to go back to the club before it closed so off we went because I had to front with her.