It opens at lunchtime, but you...

It opens at lunchtime, but you have to wait to see one of the goddesses come down those golden stairs. Up the stairs the principal dancer does another set before looking for a customer with whom to sit. I had lap dances from Chanel and from Selena, both dark=-skinned beauties, affectionate and generous with their lovely bodies. No pressure for drinks from either of them. This is definitely the classiest club in Ottawa but is slow getting started, and, of course, the whole town was on Victoria Day weekend ghost town status. After long parades of traffic left town on Thursday night there were few patrons and fewer active dancers. But as I was walking through the Byward market, the signs for the Bare Fax lured me in. Nice place, nice drinks, nice dancers. Easy to fall in love here.