What a change!!! This place...

What a change!!! This place used to be one of my favorites back in 97 and 98 when I came to El Paso all the time. Then Red Parrot and Parthenon were jumping places too, but Machiavelli's always drew me back for more. The girls were the hottest here back then.

That was then... this is now. Liquor license problems (again), seems to be a recurring them in this tumbleweed town, and a change in format have made this place not-so-fun anymore. For the casual drinker, the new rules have made it confusing and expensive.

Decided on a lap dance (which turned out to be more of an air dance) from a fairly cute latina girl, ended in big time disappointment when I noticed the slight tinge of b.o. on her, and when she bent over in front of my face - I smelled ass. Not good, sweet "cucumber melon, give me some more", it was just plain, dirty, basically unwashed ass. That was the buzzkill that sent me packing, laughing and trying to remember the good old days. Ay-carumba, just give me a bottle of tequila.