TD's Show Club East
Closed
5810 E Speedway Blvd Tucson, AZ 85712

I hit up this place twice...

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smokeshopjoe
May 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I hit up this place twice this week. Once on tuesday and once on wed. So tuesday went in chatted with a dancer nice conversation she had a nice body definitely a milf and i only know she was a mom because well first off she is a stripper working the day and secondly she talked about her kid. Tiny tight body nice luscious titties what a tease of a dance too much air not enough lap, Bummer. There was some other talent around but the rub of it is they hire all of these mexican girls but no white girls so what happens all the white girls are occupied leaving me to have lovely conversations in broken english with ladies I couldn't care less about getting a dance from. I will toss my dollar at them to get their attention while they are on stage but I am not going to go back and throw another dollar at her because some other dude went up and did the same ( I noticed this quite a bit). Had an interesting conversation about how it was slow and one of three things happen at a sc when it is slow Petty drama over stupid things, Girls getting super wasted, and lastly girls becoming to lazy and unmotivated to do a good job/anything. The dancer expressed her opinion that the third was the best outcome on a slow day personally I think drunk dancers is better.

So I went back the next day. You know how you can tell a Strip club is slow when they are doing table dance only songs and no one is getting table dances. shit i don't know maybe call out a 2 for special on table dances, or something as when dancers are bored and slow they stop trying and that is a viscous circle. It was so dead and only the girl I talked to the day before was having a good time although her dances were lack luster if they were more my style she could have made a lot of money but they wernt so she didnt. I didnt even bother to finish my beer I just got up and left hell if the one girl hadn't stopped by to talk I would have left with out even buying a beer as it took 12 min (four songs) for the waitress to even bother to come over and take my order. I think Tucson is dyeing

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