So this week I went twice,...

So this week I went twice, once on a tuesday to see what could be seen and get in on the 2 for 1 vip's and then I went back the next day as it was customer appreciation day. So in the past 2 weeks I have been there 3 times, however I dont think I will go back for a while. The breakdown

on a tuesday you can get 2 for 1 vip dances therefore: you pay the $20 cover and then $20 bucks gets you 2 dances or $40 total. which isnt bad considering to get 2 couch dances it will cost you $5 and $11 a dance for a total of $27 ...and for 4 dances $60 vip and $49 couches at that time the extra $11 is worth it. Now as for the quality and the attitude of the girls, well it strikes me that they are usually some of the best looking dancers in tucson but their attitudes are shit they treat their customers as atm's and well seem to have a subtle animosity towards us. It is kind of weird and off putting.

So I being the glutton for punishment that I am went back to see how this years Customer appreciation day was compared to last years, their was no comparison it fucking sucked. Ok last year fee floor dances, no cover vip and tons of 2 for 1 dance specials and a goood buffet, this year only 2 songs every hour were all of 1 dollar, no cover vip and the buffet ribs cornbread and coleslaw (phone it in much) Last year i noticed the dancers would go sit with their regulars and give them some freebies. but were pushing for dances elsewhere shocker strippers dont want to do stuff for free. This year it seemed the only to get any attention from the girls was to tip them repeatedly through their sets. It seemed few had regulars who showed up for this, which makes me wonder if they have a dwindling population of regulars. So I left at 5pm after only getting 2 one dollar dances in the couch area (which i still had to pay a $5 cover for) from a girl who had the hummm ugliest boobies I have ever seen but i can now say i have felt and seen inverted nipples and she is one of verrrrrry few girls that I think need a boob job. She also totally crushed my nuts Worst $7 ever spent at a strip club. Then there is Ginger, she had some very well done fakies she was curvy watched some laps she was doing on some guy next to me. tipped her on her next set then idk an hour later she came by let her cool off a bit as she was sweating a bit took her to the couches as well already paid the cover. Lap dance critique time hmmm, her dances were a mix of fantastic grinding combined with nut crushing uncomfortable bouncing. At the end of the second dance I was having a hard time deciding on weather or not to get a third she convinced me to get t third one with some excellent leg rubbing action. Only to end with some more boner killing bull shit. Watching a stunning lady named stardust give a nice man with some sort of handicap a stellar looking dance made me reallllly whish I had wasted the $33 on her.