Fuego is a unique club worth...

Fuego is a unique club worth at least one visit. It is located 10 minutes east from downtown DC, easy to reach by highway and using a GPS. The area is industrial, the club itself is located on a closed street which seems to be well guarded by the club security and the police. It is a BYOB club, you can bring your favorite beer or liquor in a plastic bottle. There is a small bar where you can buy sodas, water and snacks. You have to pay a cover charge on weekends, $10 before 10 pm, $20 after, but I believe you can avoid it if you bring the coupon card they distribute at the club. You are checked by security at the gate, which is good considering the clientele you will find inside.

This is a latino / african american hangout, very low end, blue collar, but strangely enough you will feel at ease. You will find mamas from the hood dancing merengue and salsa, plus some sexy chicas from Latin America. I did not meet one white or asian girl all evening. The dancers, half hispanic, half black, are less than average in looks, their hotness range is quite low in general, 4-6's most of them. The few exceptions I found were a couple of colombians, nice body's and faces, probably 7-8s, who spoke very minimal English. The dancers spend 10 minutes dancing on the stage, first in a bikini, then completely nude. You can seat very close to the stage to tip them, but I found it was better to take your chair a few feet back and wait for better looking ladies who work the room offering $10 lap dances. It seems cheap, but these are one song dances in the middle of the club in a bikini. Most girls provide good friction and you can touch them anywhere. So if you can get the attention of one of the few beauties available, you will have a good time at a reasonable, but not worth a second visit in my opinion.