Came to Ebony Inn with my...

Came to Ebony Inn with my boy on a Monday night, which is supposedly one of their special evenings. About 20 or 25 girls, all black with a maybe Latina sprinkled in. I saw some chicks I have seen at other clubs in the DC area (or the DMV if you want to call it that) and some new faces. Wasn't anything much different than the average PG County black strip club. The main difference is that the Ebony Inn still have their liquor license grandfathered in. OK, I don't know how many of you reading this are familiar, but they are the only one as far as I know, and yet they still don't take advantage of this. The place is a little dumpish. Not converted garage-level dump, but its got the old ass chairs and the weak decor. If you're the only operator in the area who could, in theory, provide a true strip club experience (good drinks, tight chicks, good food and good dances) then you should be dominating the game. I'm sure there's background to why they haven't renovated and made this the place to go but let me get off my soapbox and back to the reviews of Ebony Inn as it is. The ladies were ok. Mostly 6's and 7's. Dances are $10 but allegedly (according to my boy who gets dances from less attractive strippers than I do) that's negotiable. His experience was different, and I guess that's because he doesnt' really care what the chicks he dances with look like, he cares about mileage. At one point he disappeared into the dark abyss of the corners (its pretty dark) and came back with a phone number from this one extra slim gal. He only paid her for two dances and I'm sure he was there for 6 at least and he also reported some extra benefits with his time. I ended up dancing with two ladies. One was a 7.5, did a decent job and the other was a 6.5 who wanted me to make it rain tips on her while she danced. I obliged. I didn't really want a dance but my boy grabbed the chick "for" me. I could've kicked his ass because I was ready to go. We got there around 1am and it closed at 2:40 or 3am. So the tight chicks had given up on getting any money by then as there weren't a ton of customers throwing money around. They said the next coming Monday it was fellas in free all night. It was $20 to get in for us. Now, the most interesting part of the evening was the stage show. If you've been to a birthday party when the dancers abuse the hell out of the guy, ripping his draws and his undershirt, this was like that. Except they added hot wax, a baseball bat, condoms on his feet and some other stuff. It was pretty wild. It wasn't his birthday either, they do that every Monday. The girls who do it are ringers, as in, chicks who dance at Stadium normally. Not sure what the deal is with them at Ebony Inn but they are there on Mondays. I did not see them doing any lapdances though. Parking lot is pretty small. We parked next door by the bailbonds spot and had no problems. Its not that big a lot either. Cops out front and a church across the street. Not the best area but you should be safe unless you're careless. The dances are in a separate room from the bar with the tv's and the pool table. Watch your step going back and forth, its a steep step down coming out the strip area.