The best way I can describe...

The best way I can describe this club is a gilded mausoleum. It is aesthetically pleasing but there was a grand total of maybe 10 customers inside, not counting my friend that came to cheer us on for "amateur night".

My friend and I arrived a little after 10pm for their much touted amateur night and their $500 cash prize according to their facebook page. The front lobby looks nice enough, being staffed by a bored looking doorgirl. She radioed a manager and we were ushered into the mausoleum. The club itself is nicely decorated and big. There is one runway-style main stage that the dancers have to access via some stairs.

Dancers ranged from 4's to 7's. No big racks that I saw. We had to put on full bottoms and latex over our nips. (lame!) We found out we were the only 2 contestants for their amateur night. The DJ introduced himself as "KY" or some other sexual lubricant and put me onstage to "Rude Boy". I gritted my teeth and did my set.