I had a couple hours to...

I had a couple hours to kill after dropping my son off for a meeting in the area. I arrived at 7:15pm knowing this wasn't a peak time to be at the club. Since the club was so dead, I can give a minute by minute account of my visit:

7:15pm - arrive at the club and select a high top table that always has a "Reserved" sign on it. Note that there are about six dancers and six customers in the club for a 1 to 1 ratio.

7:30pm - after being ignored for 15 minutes, waitress comes and asks if I want a drink. I order a drink and food. I go and tip a couple dancers on stage.