I figured as much. I haven't...

I figured as much. I haven't been back to Rick's since Deja Vu took it over from Frank Sr. They've taken over almost all the Washington clubs. It's a slick sell now. On the surface the girls are still doing the same old hustle, but after a 3-for-$40 lapdance (shorter songs, of course) I was led to the VIP rooms in back to consider. There I got the hard sell. In the Vegas room - well, we all know what happens in Vegas. But I declined and went back out on the floor. There I had another dance from a long-haired Asian girl called Crystal who had given me some decent dances earlier. She said she'd give me a back rub and p...s rub. Could I refuse? So she gave me a back rub and at the end of the song asked if I wanted her to continue. I asked: so what about the p...s rub? She said, "That's when I sit on your lap." Riiight. I really hate that kind of deception, that kind of blatant rip-off. That's when it all gets a bit too Mafia-like for me. That's alot, babe. So there you go. Another Deja Vu. Been there before, done that, won the t-shirt - as a stripper from old Sugar's once said to me. I miss Sugars. There at least you knew what you were getting. It was straight up. Now it's just marketing and lies. Good luck.