I figured as much. I haven't...

Goldfingers

Melbourne

Here's the thing: even though I think this is consistently the best stripclub in Melbourne, all of Melbourne's clubs are mediocre by international standards. They all allow drinking (of alcohol)--and maybe this is part of…

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

First of all let me say Three Cheers to Seattle for passing Referendum One and allowing strip clubs to survive in this city! I almost always like this club. It has been through its ups…

Las Vegas Strip Club

Auckland

I don't know what it is about the clubs I've visited in New Zealand, but so far they have been shabby, dank, low-life affairs and this one was no exception. It is as if you…

Stopped by this club on the way home since I haven't been in a while so I wanted to see if there is anything worthwhile going on here. I pulled into a parking lot that…

The entry fee this night was still $17 which it has been since they raised it up. There were probably 4 other customers there when I arrived. The stage shows here are great because the…

TL;DR Best of Seattle (not saying much). If you're in Seattle anyway, worth a 1-2 hr trip for extras with non-enhanced white chicks (Fri-Sat and Holly/Tatiana/Indigo are great). If not, go to Portland or Canada...or just…

It had been long enough that I forgot my last review of this place 5 months ago. Not until I paid my cover and saw the $50 lap dance chairs lining the wall did I…