PLEASE DO NOT GO HERE. It's...

PLEASE DO NOT GO HERE. It's been quite a while since I visited Dump Of The Town, and as my previous reviews show, I hate this place and think it's the biggest tourist trap in vegas. I don't believe for a second that any of the favorable reviews are legitimate (almost all of them are posted by guys who have no other reviews and who never post again). The manager here, the obese brunette women who's always lurking about, is known all over town for posting fake glowing reviews all over the internet, all the while posting lies about other clubs. So obviously I have no interest in being here.

But a friend of mine has been working here for a while (sweet girl, just not exactly what a real strip club would be looking for), so me and my cousin stopped by to lend her a little moral support. First off, this isn't even an actual club. It's a small room in the back of a peepshow place. The clientelle is one step above homeless. This place is creepy by anybody's standards. There's no DJ, the music is from the 80s and the sound system is just awful. The chairs are uncomfortable. The bahroon reaks. The place is filthy. The fountain sodas are flavorless. It's obvious the owners have put no money into this place. On the night we were there, there were only 4 girls dancing, and I felt bad for all of them. Especially my friend. She, and they, deserve bettter than this shi!thole. They're being exploited because the lowlife of a manager knows they have no where else to go.

Guy, there is simply no reason to come here. And the kicker of it all is that they charge a 20 dollar cover, more than the best places in town do. If you're a visitor to our great city, I'm telling you as clearly as I can.... STAY AWAY. There's no fun to be has here and you'll regret having wasted your time & money!!