Was in the mood to look...

Was in the mood to look at a few snow bunnies, and settled in at Riley's. Got there around 7 on a Friday evening. No Cover! Walked in, and there were maybe 5 or so girls inside. Sat at the bar, and partook of a few cold and reasonably priced Bud Selects. Then I saw what I was looking for...the thickest white girl stripper I've ever seen! It was as if I was Ahab and she was Vanilla Moby Dick! I walked over and tipped a few singles, thinking that would draw her over once offstage. However, as previous reviewers have stated about this place, regulars run the roost. One of Crushmore's Fundamental Rules of Engagement is that we do not beg anybody to take our money. Unfortunately, ole thick bottom already has a gang of regular groupies, and I didn't have the time to break through. I will likely go back, and see if I can get VMD to bite back in the VIP room. FYI, there were a few other decent looking chicks, but nothing special. I did like the fact that they played PoP/Hip Hop music, instead of that irritating Rock Music!